armadillo:

i dont care WHAT you say or if im a grown man i will not give up my swing for your 3 year old son he can fucking wait his turn

teitokuu:


Patient who arrived at the hospital with symptoms of pneumonia is given an x-ray, only to discover his neck is full of needles. The patient is a heroin addict who would shoot up into his neck, he would then pass out or fall asleep and the needles would break off into his neck

Jesus fucking christ. This is scary but interesting.

teitokuu:

Patient who arrived at the hospital with symptoms of pneumonia is given an x-ray, only to discover his neck is full of needles. The patient is a heroin addict who would shoot up into his neck, he would then pass out or fall asleep and the needles would break off into his neck

Jesus fucking christ. This is scary but interesting.

punned:

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY *class chants* “BILL BILL BILL BILL”

owldude:

flowury:

Super secret ladybug council meeting to discuss ladybug super secrets

"we must conspire against the bunnies"

owldude:

flowury:

Super secret ladybug council meeting to discuss ladybug super secrets

"we must conspire against the bunnies"

don't you think your "boys in crop tops" tag needs more white guys?
Anonymous

alchemy:

i don’t think anything in the world needs more white guys

teenytigress:

This show fucks me up

crrocs:

i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me

Benvolio: In love?
Romeo: Out.
Benvolio: Of love?
Romeo: Out of her favor where I am in love.
Benvolio: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*